Counterposting is the way of the future. Simply take whatever someone else has written and screw with it. Here are 50 tips that will get you successfully counterposting in no time.

1) State the complete opposite to the original post.
2) Criticise the topic.
3) Play some Rug-Lick Cricket.
4) Swear heaps.
5) Don't blog about blogging.
6) Don't discuss social networking crap.
7) Steal content.
8) Make no sense.
9) Make strong use of capitalisation.
10) Don't keep to the topic.
11) Rambling is fine.
12) Post from an iPad.
13) Post through discounted free postage.
14) Post with Windows Magnifier enabled.
15) Post while eating some breakfast.
16) Post in Dying Fetus form.
17) Backup all content; your posts are vital.
18) Eat cheese.
19) Copy and paste material.
20) Maintain a complete absence of logic.
21) Change the theme of the counterpost a zillion times.
22) Post from the Blogger's Temple.
23) Post in slow motion.
24) Register a completely senseless domain for your counterposting such as www.cookycanvas.com.
25) Stop halfway through a post to h

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