The Dsx Corner

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2011-12-31T09:07:00.002+08:00

what? oh...i have a blog?

Music

2011-08-26T23:58:00.001+08:00

Speak Now

Over 5 stars, amazing stuff.

A Post

2011-08-02T16:54:00.001+08:00

Fuck

SCHOOLS OUT FOR WINTER

2011-07-07T11:34:00.001+08:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lolololololololololololololololololololololol

kill ben stiller

Sony

2011-05-25T22:40:00.001+08:00

Two words. Karma.

The Return

2011-05-24T17:51:00.001+08:00

We're back baby.

WINDOW SNAP

2011-04-24T18:20:00.000+08:00

THIS is what constitutes a good operating system. my god, why didn't i think of it sooner?

portal 2

2011-04-20T09:46:00.001+08:00

6 hour orgasm

YOUR LATEST TECHUPDATE

2011-04-13T09:17:00.002+08:00

Windows 8 - ugh
Chrome 13 - fix it already
Firefox 5 - my god, speed up your development, waited so long for an update.
IE10 - yes, we need more good browsers like ie9

rant

2011-04-12T16:49:00.002+08:00

http://dsx.opentribes.org/phpbb3

yeah. i have forums and wild otaku doesnt. suck shit.

Project: Link

2011-04-12T16:38:00.001+08:00

watch plz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipiNJzExKVE

Shut the Fuck Up

2011-03-17T09:54:00.000+08:00

Just Do It.

Two Posts In One Day

2011-03-03T20:50:00.000+08:00

oh myyyyy GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Rawr

2011-03-03T19:29:00.003+08:00

We will succeed against Wild Otaku. FOR GREAT JUSTICE

The Specific Wiki Software We're Using

2011-02-07T12:40:00.001+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

Justin Bieber

2011-01-23T21:08:00.001+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

Best and Worst of 2010

2011-01-03T09:52:00.000+08:00

Well it's time to take a look back at the best and worst stuff of 2010, such as music, movies, games, and more!

#1 Blog of 2010
the dsx corner, I mean, it truly is the best blog ever.

#1 Movie of 2010
Ok, fuck it, I lied, I don't watch movies, what you gonna do.

#1 Album of 2010
Pendulum's Immersion hands down. Their best work yet, combining elements of their two previous albums to bring you the best of both, crafted so perfectly.

#1 Song of 2010
Fuck, so hard to choose, but I'll give it to Justin Beiber's "Baby". LOLJOKES "Witchcraft" by Pendulum.

#1 TV Show of 2010
Hmmm...they were all shit.

#1 Game of 2010
The first alpha build of Urban Terror 4.2; or not. I'll hand this one to Need for Speed Hot Pursuit.

#1 Celebrity of 2010
Rob Swire, fucking awesome.

#1 Person of 2010
Your mum.

#1 Anime of 2010
AMV Hell 5. Though not as good as the classic AMV Hell 3, it still packs a punch when it comes to knockin' the laughter outta you.

#1 Website of 2010
Not Google.

#1 Cheese of 2010
Swiss, every time.

#1 Funny of 2010
Apparently Bach is Drum and Bass.

#1 Month of 2010
December, a time of much productivity and social gatherings.

#1 Bullshit Thing of 2010
Lack of oval-walking.

#1 Technology of 2010
A shoebox computer case.

#1 Sophisticated Blog of 2010
Congratulations to Ideas Bubble's newfound success.

#1 Event of 2010
New Year's Eve, had a fucking amazing time.

#1 Drink of 2010
Mountain Dew.

#1 C*** of 2010
N*** A*****

#1 Quote of 2010
"Roadhouse!"

#1 Overall Best Thing of 2010
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

Thanks for reading, and I'll be back in 2011!

URBAN TERROR HD POST #2

2010-12-31T09:08:00.000+08:00

Pendulum: A Retrospective

2010-12-21T09:29:00.001+08:00

Techno-Pop: What the fuck is that?

It's funny how people make accusations without knowing a band's full history.

Pendulum has been on the Drum and Bass scene for 8 years and has gradually changed their style due to being treated like shit by stupid fucking record labels and those respective communities. Just because they've found success, they're now called pop? First of all, this is probably the result of some people hearing one radio friendly song, influenced by the record label, and also doesn't represent the band's music as a whole. While Immersion is a shift from the Drum and Bass we knew Pendulum for all these years, it is simply a change that lead singer Rob Swire experimented with. Secondly, just because the music is on the radio doesn't mean it's pop.

It is disappointing to notice that some people just can't handle when a band finds success. While it may be a different kind of success to what you're used to, don't knock music that has a distinct style and is liked by a fair audience rather than just this small "indie" group that you feel special to be a part of. I congratulate Pendulum on years of hard work to get to where they are today.

Avril

2010-12-09T14:51:00.002+08:00

GOODBYE LULLABY

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goodbye_Lullaby

HOLIDAYS

2010-11-30T13:09:00.003+08:00

Who the fuck cares....wait...

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MSN 2011

2010-11-28T09:09:00.000+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

888 HITS

2010-11-22T15:58:00.001+08:00

WOO thats so fucking shit.

Hello...

2010-11-21T10:09:00.000+08:00

WILL YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!!! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING HOUNDED BY SALESMEN IN SHOPS! I'M BROWSING, ALRIGHT!!! BROWSING!!! AT THE END OF IT I MIGHT BUY SOMETHING, I MIGHT NOT!!! BUT YOU WILL NOT INFLUENCE ME ONE IOTA!!! NOT ONE JOT!!! NOW I'VE FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU MAY GO!!!

Drum & Bass

2010-11-14T21:16:00.001+08:00

What you gonna do

streamliiiiiiiiine

2010-11-13T23:17:00.001+08:00

GO HERE: http://dsx.opentribes.org/phpbb3

register and post or die

Black Ops

2010-11-11T22:31:00.001+08:00

WHO THE FUCK CARES OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER GET OVER IT FUUUUUUUUUCK

Urban Terror HD

2010-11-05T19:39:00.000+08:00

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I AM AWESOME

2010-11-04T11:49:00.001+08:00

FEEL MY WRATH

Melbourne Cup

2010-11-02T12:07:00.001+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

The dsx network newsletter

2010-10-14T16:06:00.002+08:00

Howdy.

Next month will see the launch of the dsx network newsletter, which will contain all the latest monthly updates about sites within the dsx network, as well as Ideas Bubble and major global issues. This newsletter will give me a chance to call out to the world, as well as keeping people informed of the most critical issues in current society, politics, or whatever.

For those who don't already know, the dsx network includes:
the dsx corner - your faithful blog
the retro corner - the latest retro gaming news, information, and videos
dsx gaming - a small site for my creations
DK Maps - the website for the DK (dsx/Krasus) mapping team for Urban Terror

I will keep you informed of the newsletter's development status.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR BLOG AFTER DEATH?!

2010-10-07T21:18:00.001+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

Oh my goooooood

2010-09-29T15:29:00.000+08:00

This is the most excited I've been since I put Rockbox on my iPod nano. The 3DS will be released in March. And what's more...VIRTUAL CONSOLE! Nintendo is doing everything right and more. Microsoft and Sony will have some more tough competition with this neat handheld gaming system. I'm not really that interested in the 3D part, but the announced games look promising, and the features are great.

On a side note, you can't compare blogging to hiking.

Lollipop Eater X2

2010-09-26T09:03:00.000+08:00

All 4 of you who played Lollipop Eater X enjoyed what it had to offer. That's why a sequel is in the works. That's right, X2 will expand upon Lollipop Eater X's fun and innovative environments and enemies, as well as new features such as multiplayer (a feature that will soon be added to X v2 also). The sequel will be released on December 1, 2010. Stay tuned for updates!

Laptop Subwoofer

2010-09-15T07:48:00.002+08:00

How the hell does that work?

The Will To Blog

2010-09-14T17:24:00.001+08:00

To blog, you must have the will and the passion. It takes a lot of work to write content that, firstly, you enjoy writing, and secondly, your community enjoys reading.

So what can you do?
Before you become recognised, you first must pick a topic to engage the interest of a reader passing by. It is better not to wander off-topic and lose those readers you have gained.

Appeal
The key to a successful blog is not just your content and the style of your home page. Readers will not be interested in an ugly website. Choose a theme that is suited to your content and gains visual appeal.

What did we learn?
Blogging is not too difficult really, however it requires a certain level of dedication and patience. Getting your readers interested is one thing, but maintaining that interest is another.

PSA

2010-09-11T13:21:00.000+08:00

All of us at the dsx network send our sympathy to those who lost friends or family in the 9/11 disaster. They will be missed.

Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns

2010-09-10T19:34:00.003+08:00

The new Linkin Park album is finally out. A nicely flowing collection of "genre-busting" stuff. Being a fan, I was a little concerned about the sound of this new album. But it really grows on you. Ranging from the calm "Burning in the Skies" to the hatred in "Blackout". Of course, the album contains the new single, "The Catalyst", probably its best song. The collection completes itself with an emotional "The Messenger". Linkin Park has a great new feel with this album; I urge any fans to swiftly purchase A Thousand Suns.

Gigabit Internet - A Few Calculations

2010-09-08T09:08:00.001+08:00

WHAT COULD YOU THEORETICALLY DO WITH 1000 MEGABITS?! Here are some simple statistics. At 128,000KB/s, you could theoretically download:

Videos (700MB Movie/175MB Episode)
1 Movie: 6 Seconds
10 Movies: 56 Seconds
1000 Movies: 1.56 Hours
643 Movies Per Hour
26 Episode Anime Season: 36 seconds
1000 Episodes of Anime: 23 Minutes
2571 Episodes Per Hour

Music (3.5MB MP3/M4A)
1000 Songs: 28 Seconds
10000 Songs: 5 Minutes
1,000,000 Songs: 7.8 Hours
36 Songs Per Second
2143 Songs Per Minute
128571 Songs Per Hour

Data
1 Megabyte: 0.008 Seconds
1 Gigabyte: 8 Seconds
1 Terabyte: 2.33 Hours
1 Petabyte: 100 Days

A Serious Blog Post

2010-09-07T21:40:00.000+08:00

Yeah right.

Chrome 6 - Ugh

2010-09-06T22:31:00.001+08:00

Well the new version of Chrome is out, and boy is it a shocker. The interface changes are pointless and ugly. I haven't noticed a difference in the things that actually matter such as the ability to browse the Internet. But, leave it up to Google to make things worse, like the search engine itself, or YouTube, or essentially anything they do. It may be imminent that Blogger will also undergo ridiculous changes. But until then, we shall simply wait...

The Beginnings of Bloodslave

2010-09-04T18:53:00.000+08:00

Super awesome lineup of material for our band:

1) Bloodslave

2) Enraged

3) Filth

4) The Forsaken

5) The Abolition

Final Enslavement is a possible name for the final song on the debut album.

Other possible material includes Suppression, Slave's Blood, Relentless, and Midway.

Neo Myth Flash Cart

2010-09-03T19:32:00.001+08:00

Neo Myth 64. Greatest device on the entire planet. Goodbye stupid Doctor V64 and Mr. Backup Z64 (although I do like the Z64), and say hello to the most user friendly way to illegally play Nintendo 64 games yet. All games are supported, and Multi-CIC support is included so any boot cartridge can be used (if you are not familiar with this, all devices require a boot cartridge so that the boot chip can be used to bypass fancy Nintendo region locking). With this device, you can play any game on your Nintendo 64, provided you have the ROM which can easily be downloaded. No more emulators. Just plain, simple USB copyright breaching. If you have the money and are interested in this sort of thing, buy this device. There are various YouTube videos showing it in action. Peace out, y'all.

Wordpress Themes

2010-09-02T18:47:00.000+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

Election!

2010-08-31T22:25:00.002+08:00

Election!

Organisation

2010-08-29T07:58:00.002+08:00

Bah, who needs it.

50 Ways to Counterpost

2010-08-27T16:04:00.000+08:00

Counterposting is the way of the future. Simply take whatever someone else has written and screw with it. Here are 50 tips that will get you successfully counterposting in no time.

1) State the complete opposite to the original post.
2) Criticise the topic.
3) Play some Rug-Lick Cricket.
4) Swear heaps.
5) Don't blog about blogging.
6) Don't discuss social networking crap.
7) Steal content.
8) Make no sense.
9) Make strong use of capitalisation.
10) Don't keep to the topic.
11) Rambling is fine.
12) Post from an iPad.
13) Post through discounted free postage.
14) Post with Windows Magnifier enabled.
15) Post while eating some breakfast.
16) Post in Dying Fetus form.
17) Backup all content; your posts are vital.
18) Eat cheese.
19) Copy & paste material.
20) Maintain a complete absence of logic.
21) Change the theme of the counterpost a zillion times.
22) Post from the Blogger's Temple.
23) Post in slow motion.
24) Register a completely senseless domain for your counterposting such as www.cookycanvas.com.
25) Stop halfway through a post to h

Twitter Backgrounds

2010-08-24T09:26:00.001+08:00

Who the fuck cares.

Blood Slave

2010-08-22T10:21:00.000+08:00

Yep. I'm in a band. We're gonna make music.

The Good Stuff About Bad Web Design

2010-08-20T07:37:00.000+08:00

Bad web design is often hilarious. Have you seen some of the crap that's out there? I say we let people create sites with ridiculous colours, along with random flashing lights and awfully scaled images. Google is a prime example of how simple and effective web design can turn to absolute shit in a matter of weeks. But we all love Google, right...?

Stealing Content - A New Era

2010-08-16T07:55:00.000+08:00

Well if you're ever worried about a lack of content on your blog, stealing others' is the way to go. It is a great way to get your blog noticed, and to fill it up with useless junk. It is also the best path to take to make enemies out of those you have stolen from. Why am telling you people this? Well, fellow bloggers, it is because I think a critical event is imminent...THE BLOG WARS. Beginning at this hugely successful blog, we will spread our maniacal influence throughout the sacred realm and free the guardians of the blogger's temple. We will continue to steal content from our enemies until we can steal no more! Join the battle to fight for blogging justice, and we will put legitimate blogs to shame!

One by one SHUT UP OMFG

2010-08-12T10:23:00.000+08:00

blog blog blog

blogs are successful. blogging about how blogs fail is just stupid and discouraging. all us extremely successful bloggers with blogs that are read by millions... we will riiiiise. we will travel the highly populated road until we die. we will not falter. in times of need, we will look upon those who we respect the most, and continue to fight in the battle for glory and justice. we will succeed. those who disagree will become lost in the mist of time and prosperity. so fellow bloggers, join our struggle to win this war, and free the entities within us all!

Homework

2010-08-10T21:33:00.002+08:00

Grrr

Themes

2010-08-08T10:17:00.000+08:00

There is no need to change the theme of a blog 50 billion times in a month. I have seen it happen a lot, and that's why I have stuck with this theme for the entire duration of my blog. Not that anyone reads it but whatever.

AND BLOGGING ABOUT BLOGGING REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS.

Chrome

2010-07-22T11:34:00.001+08:00

Fixed it.

Chrome

2010-07-19T09:07:00.001+08:00

Something is going on. Everytime I click on a Google search result, it first opens it in a new tab (why?) and then redirects me to ads!

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRR

Anyway it's annoying.

Boogle (not a typo)

2010-06-10T15:24:00.000+08:00

Google has shoved a background image on the homepage. Well I have a few theories about what they'll do next:
1) Random flashing lights.
2) A joint operation with Sony to bring out the next piece of shit that doesn't work.
3) Tetris with the letters G, O, O, G, L, and E as blocks as the background image with sound effects, blinking lasers and explosions.
4) Different backgrounds depending on the weather in your location.
5) Sell themselves to Sony.
6) Copy every single thing that Bing does. (Ohhh wait...)
7) Different theme music for every page on Google.
8) 10,000 links to new stupid Google extras.
9) Overcomplicating of the simple.
10) Complete removal of the search bar and all search functions.

They're Back.

2010-06-01T16:34:00.002+08:00

Hoorah.

WHERE DID THE SITE GRAPHICS GO?!?!?

2010-05-24T07:48:00.000+08:00

It appears I accidentally deleted them. Oops. Should be all okay shortly.

Swine Flu

2010-05-19T09:03:00.000+08:00

BE CAREFUL.

Rug-Lick Cricket

2010-05-18T17:23:00.001+08:00

I spent some time developing a new sport. I call it Rug-Lick Cricket, also known as Rugby Gaelic Cricket. THE RULES AND CONDITIONS ARE THE FOLLOWING:

The game is played using various conventions, some of which are from the three sports.

The aim of the game is to score runs.
There are 7 players to a team, one team of which bat, the other field.
The batters must not move. If they do so, they will be considered offside, and the ball must be bowled again.
The bowlers must not "chuck" or the ball, or run with it. If done so, a penalty will be given.
When the batsmen receive the ball, they must kick the ball directly upwards with their foot (regardless of ball speed), and then try and smash the ball as far as they can.
Fielders are permitted to randomly run onto the pitch and tackle the batsmen for no reason.
If a fielder fumbles, a dummy half will take place (whatever that means).
During the dummy half, batsmen are permitted to throw their bats randomly into the air, and hope that they hit a fielder. This allows the batting team to acquire an advantage, due to medical treatment of the injured player.
There are various other small things involved:

If a batsmen gains 97 runs, they will be awarded a Rugtury (Century (100 Runs) in Rugby Terms)
Performance enhancing drugs are permitted, since no effort is ever made to ban them completely.
Causing controversial stuff is a great way to involve this sport in the media, therefore it is encouraged.

Sorry if fans of these sports were offended while reading this post, but it had to be done.

The Internet In Dying Fetus Form

2010-05-17T15:27:00.000+08:00

Dying Fetus are an American ultra metal thing band. We now welcome you to the internet in Dying Fetus form.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHD UD D ADHDHDHDHDHDHHDHD YOW YOW DUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDUUDUD COUGH DIE RAWR DIE YOW YOW DUDUDUDUUD DOOOF RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOW AHAHAHHADUDUUDUUDUUDUDUUDUDUUDUD

COUGH

*solo*

DDUUUDUURAWR

Windows 8 - Build 7700 Screenshots Released!

2010-05-13T21:00:00.001+08:00

Wow it looks exactly like Windows 7.

http://msftkitchen.com/2010/01/windows-7-post-rtm-build-7700-screen-shots-leak-first-build-of-windows-8.html

Discounted Free Postage

2010-05-12T22:23:00.006+08:00

Yes. It is here. Discounted free postage online. PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THAT WORKS. Now what can we do with postage cheaper than free?

WELL LET ME TELL YOU.

The Ten Possibilities Created By Discounted Free Postage
1) Money savings - Imagine how much you could save through cheaper postage.
2) Blogging opportunities - You could write something like this.
3) Windows magnifier - NEVER BEFORE HAS DISCOUNTED FREE POSTAGE BEEN SO IN YOUR FACE
4) Something to discuss with your friends - You'll be considered cool if they found out you got a discount on your free postage.
5) Spam - Free advertisements with your package regarding the latest free advertising campaigns.
6) Networking and sharing - Share with others on your Twitter or Facebook.
7) Profit - Earn money by paying for discounted free postage.
8) Software - Make stupid Visual Basic 6 applications to calculate discounted free postage costs.
9) Discounted Free Postage - Imagine how much of a discount you can get by applying for discounted free postage.
10) Postal insurance - No longer will you have to worry about losing your item in the post due to dodgy free shipping workers.

Get started with discounted free postage today!

The Retro Corner

2010-05-11T09:40:00.000+08:00

My official site, The Dsx Corner, will undergo a serious transformation this weekend. It will emerge as the brand new Retro Corner. It will create an environment for people to indulge in extreme nostalgic goodness. The Dsx Corner was a silly site with no content and nothing for anyone to enjoy. Some of this content will still be available in an old stuff section.

Permanently removed content includes unfinished reviews. These reviews were inaccurate and difficult to create. The downloads section will also cease to exist, as it requires constant updates to download links for programs that no one uses. The wallpapers will also be removed, as these were incompatible with Windows. The Old Stuff section will contain the music and videos that were freely available, as this content was quite entertaining.

The Retro Corner will be a place with loads of information on retro gaming consoles and games. Most consoles prior to the PlayStation 2 will be featured. So if you're a true gamer and/or simply enjoy collecting, The Retro Corner is the place for you! The huge launch will occur at 12PM GMT Sunday.

Mistaaaaaaaaaaaake

2010-05-10T21:00:00.000+08:00

The iPad is a mistake. You may have heard all the rants about how its just a big iPod touch, which it kind of is. BUT U GET A BIG SKREEN AN STUF. 140 hours battery life is somewhat amazing, but that's basically the only positive of this funky device. Prices start from $629AUD ($569USD) for the base model, with 16GB, sans 3G connectivity. WHAAAAAT???!?! The most expensive model with 3G support and 64GB costs $1049AUD ($949USD). WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??!?!?! It's funny because my laptop cost less than that. And a laptop is a device about the same size, with a proper keyboard, AND SUPPORTS MORE THAN JUST APPS. Please don't waste your money people, go out and live life.

Windows 8 - What Do We Know?

2010-05-09T14:24:00.000+08:00

Nothing really.

Breakfast

2010-05-08T09:27:00.002+08:00

I'm sick of the same breakfast every day. I want something new.

Windows Magnifier - No Longer for the Disabled

2010-05-07T12:08:00.000+08:00

Windows Magnifier is the best thing ever created. In this post I will discuss the top five networking possibilties that are available for users interested in this fantastic tool.

1. High quality pixels
You can see every pixel better than you ever could before. This allows for a ridiculously efficient user experience.

2. Five billion different zoom levels
Never will you have to worry about default zoom levels. Now you have infinite choice!

3. Sexy stuff
With magnifier you can zoom to extreme levels on those particular parts that turn you on, regardless of sexual orientation!

4. Big ads
NEVER BEFORE HAVE ADS BEEN SO IN YOUR FACE

5. Business oppurtunities
Create a blog today about your favourite magnifier settings!

Get started today with magnifier today!

Office 2010: It's Coming

2010-05-04T09:20:00.000+08:00

On April 15, 2010, Microsoft announced the release of Office 2010 to manufacturing. This means that the product is complete, and businesses can now purchase the final product. Retail availibility is expected to be in June.

As with Office 2007, 2010 bears ridiculous system requirements. Microsoft recommends at least a 1GHz processor with 512MB RAM and 3.5GB hard drive space. Why? Because of ridiculous amounts of clipart and features that no one uses.

Judging by my testing of the 2010 beta, the only changes are the colour scheme, and the Office button has returned to a file menu (a fancy one at that). I'm sure there's various bug fixes, but Office 2007 is still a perfectly usable product. Upgrading to the latest Office is not recommended. Spend your huge amount of money on something else.

It All Fell Apart

2010-04-29T12:00:00.000+08:00

Well, here's the story. I was busy following a tutorial to hack Windows XP to allow it to be installed directly to a USB flash drive. The particular high speed Corsair Flash Voyager drive that I wished to use was full of schoolwork, games, and the latest updates to my official site. I backed up the contents to my Western Digital Elements 250GB portable USB hard drive, before formatting the flash drive. After installing Windows to the flash drive, I found it to be rather slow, so I decided to use this portable hard drive instead. I then formatted the hard drive, and then installed Windows. It was just as fast as a generic internal hard drive! Oh, did I just erase the backup of my flash drive in this process? I'm pretty sure I did. Well there you have it. So, due to the destruction of this data, I must start a new set of upgrades, headed by Fox McCloud, to save Corneria, and free the Lylat System once again.

Pcsx2

2010-04-20T22:24:00.001+08:00

Pcsx2 is a PlayStation 2 emulator for Windows. I discovered it early last year, and have been on a mission to find games and get the emulator working flawlessly. Although it requires an extremely powerful system, it is worth it if you do not want to go buying a console and all the games for it. Take a look at www.pcsx2.net.

The Dsx Corner

2010-04-02T12:27:00.001+08:00

Hi everybody, welcome to The Dsx Corner. This is a blogging sister site for my official site, dsx.opentribes.org. Here you can find out anything about current projects I'm working on, technology updates, and the latest about the Ideas Bubble affiliate blogging site. I also have a site dedicated to Urban Terror maps located at dkmaps.opentribes.org. New blog posts will be made every three days, regarding various topics such as software, websites, or other blogs. Don't forget to check back every once in a while!